Wife
A man marries because he's tired.
A woman marries because she's curious.
Both are disappointed.
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A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting she won't change, but she does.
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Beware of wife...dog OK !
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I looked up my wife's family tree -
half the family were still living in it !
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I married my wife for better or worst,
she could not have done better
and I could not have done worst.
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I tied the knot five years ago
and have been swinging from it every since.
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If a husband would treat his wife as though
she were a thoroughbred...
she'd never turn into an old nag !!
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If more husbands were self starters,
They're wife wouldn't have to be a crank !
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I'm no bum...my wife works !!
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My wife says I never listen.
At least, I think that's what she said.
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The best thing I ever did
was marry my wife.
Just think....
if we didn't get married I would have gone thru life
never realizing how many things I had wrong with me.
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The perfect wife is one who doesn't expect a perfect husband.
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There are only two things that annoy me about my wife,
everything she says and everything she does !