Western
A cowboy removes his hat only for one thing...
and it ain't for takin' a bath...
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Antique Bull Rider
Been there...
Rode that...
Can't remember...
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A work of art is a well-made boot.
(W. J. Lethaby)
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Born to Rope...Forced to Work !
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Cowboy Rule:
The first thing to do when you get up in the morning...
is put on your Stetson...
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Cowboys Logic:
Be sure to taste your words....
before you spit them out...
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Cowboys love their horses and hats...
Keep yer hands off both of 'em !!!
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Don't squat with your spurs on !
Go West, young man, and grow up with the country.
(Horace Greeley)
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Gone Ropin'....
Good Cowgirls keep their calves together.
Home Sweet Barn
Horse Parkin'...
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If you're riding ahead of the herd,
take a a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there....!!
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I'm so busy.....I don't know if I just found a rope or lost my horse !!
Make mine Western !!!
Never ask a man the size of his spread.
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
Never smack a man who's chewin' tabacco !
Never squat with your spurs on...
Never trust a cowboy until you have seen him ride...!
Please don't dance on the tables with your spurs on !!
Please remove your spurs before getting in bed.
(The Management)
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Save a horse....ride a cowboy !!
Scrape sh*t from boots before entering !!
Speak your mind...then ride a fast horse !!!
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Welcome Cowboys!!!
Park yur boots and spurs...
and sit a spell !!!
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When you give a lesson in meanness
to a critter or a person,
don't be surprised if they learn their lesson.