Teenagers
Arguing with a teenagers is like
wrestling in the mud with a pig.
Sooner or later you figure out
that he/she is enjoying it.
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Attention Teenagers !!! NO is a complete sentence !!
Attitude...??? What Attitude...???
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Do not disturb !!
Homework in Progress !!
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I'm 16 !!
Give me your keys...
Give me your credit cards....
And get out of my way !!
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Keeping the house clean with teenagers around
is like scooping snow during a blizzard!
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Look hard....
The teen you're raising
is usually a mirror of yourself at that age....
except we know what they are thinking
and we are trying to keep them
from making the same mistakes we did.
Know what??
They don't care just as we didn't care.
Mostly we are trying to correct
the mistakes we made as young adults,
through our children.
"Good Luck !!"
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Ma Bell didn't have teenagers !!
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MAYBE...and that is final !!!
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My Bedroom Rules
# 1 It is forbidden to clean up my room !!
#2 Brothers are NOT allowed....EVER !!!
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Only date who you would choose a mate.
Raising teenagers is like trying to nail Jell-O to a tree.
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Teenagers are ALWAYS right !!
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Telephone: 5 minute time limit
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Teenagers are our punishment for enjoying sex...!!
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Whatever !!
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What's popular is not always right...
What's right is not always popular !!
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When your kid becomes a teenager,
you get a barrel and put a small hole in the side.
Then, you put the kid in the barrel.
You can feed your teenager through the hole.
When the kid turns sixteen, then you plug up the hole.
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You know the difference between right and wrong.
Choose to do what is right.