PMS

I have PMS and a gun ... any questions???

I have PMS and a gun...now what were you saying?

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I have PMS and ESP....

that makes me a b****...

who knows it all...!!

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I have PMS and I'm all out of chocolate !

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It's not PMS that's bothering me...

it's YOU !!

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Next mood swing....6 minutes !

PMS -- Pass My Shotgun !

PMS -- Pack My Stuff !

PMS -- Pack My Suitcase !

PMS--Pardon My Screaming !!

PMS -- Pardon My Sobbing !!

PMS -- People Make me Sick

PMS -- Permanent Male Stupidity !

PMS -- Permanent Menstrual Syndrome !

PMS -- Perpetual Munching Spree !

PMS -- Plainly Men Suck !

PMS -- Psychotic Mood Shift !

PMS - Pretty Mean Stamper !

PMS--Pretty Mean Spirited !!

PMS -- Provide Me with Sweets !

PMS -- Puffy Mid-Section

PMS--Putting up with Men's **** !!

PMS--Putting up with Men's Stupidity !!

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The difference between

a woman with PMS

and a pitbull is......

LIPSTICK !!

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When I have PMS...

I don't have my period....

I have an explanation POINT !!

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When the world

is all but homicidal,

all I need's

is a little Midol.