No Smoking

Feel free to use our smoking area....

it's located outdoors.

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If we see you smoking

we will assume

you are on fire

and take appropriate action.

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If you don't want your ash kicked,

the butt stops here.

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If you must smoke...take your butt outside.

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If you stick a cigarette in your ear, 

you will look stupid. 

But if you stick one in your mouth, 

then you are stupid!!!!!!!!!!

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If you're smoking in this house, you'd better be on fire !!

No smoking....so get your butt out of here !

One fondest request is no smoking by guests.

Please don't smoke....we might croak.

Thank you for holding your breath while I smoke.