Money

 

After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.

 

Borrow money from a pessimist - they don't expect it back.

 

Many people are like the letter B... In deBt for no reason at all

 

Money Talks ...

But All Mine Says Is "Goodbye"

 

The quickest way to double your money, is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.