Men
A man is never worth your tears.
And the one who is,
won't make you cry.
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A man of quality is never threatened by a woman of equality.
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A man's reach,
should exceed his grasp.
Else, what's a heaven for ?!?
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Adventure is not outside the man;
it is within.
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Ashes to ashes,
Dust to dust.
If it weren't from women...
Men's things would rust !
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Behind every successful man is his woman.
Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Behind every successful man is a SURPRISED woman !
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Men do what they want.
Boys do what they can.
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Finding a good man
is like picking wild roses.
You have to watch out
for the pricks.
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For every woman who makes a fool out of some man;
there's another who makes a man out of a fool.
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I love a man with dishpan hands.
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I am man....hear me snore !!
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If we can send one man to the moon...
why can't we send them all !
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It is true that God made men before women,
but it also true that he made a rough draft
before a masterpiece.
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Men and fish are alike....
they both get in trouble
when they open their mouths.
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Men are attracted to three types of women:
those who dress well,
those who dress a little,
and those who don't dress at all !
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Men are from earth. Women are from earth. Deal with it.
Men are just tall children !
Men are like blenders....always mixed up !
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Men are like handicapped spaces...
the good ones are taken
and the rest are handicapped.
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Men are like outhouses.
They are either taken...
or full of **** !!!
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Men are like wines,
They mature with age.
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Men should come with directions !
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Men...
You can't live with them...and you can't use them for parts !
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My fantasy is having two men,
one cooking and one cleaning.
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Never let a man's mind wonder...
It is too little to be out by it's self.
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No guy is worth your tears,
and the one who is
will never make you cry.
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No man is a match for a woman's tears.
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No man in completely worthless...
he can serve as a bad example.
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Real men don't ask directions...!
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Some people say I'm a grumpy, mean, old man.
That's not true.
I have the heart of a kind and gentle soul...
in a jar on my desk.
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Talk to a man about himself...
and he will listen for hours !
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The difference between a man and a child
is the price of their precious toys.
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The hardest secret for a man to keep is his opinion of himself.
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The only difference between a man and a boy
are the size of his toys.
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The only guy who should make you cry
is the one who makes you cry tears of joy !
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The true measure of a man
is how he treats those
who can do nothing for him.
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There are three stages in a man's life....
STUD ~ DUD ~ THUD !!
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What a World ! The rich man worries over his last meal he had
and the poor man over where his next meal to come.
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Why did the man cross the road?
Who knows...
Why in the heck do they do anything !!
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Women like the "simple" things in life...
MEN !!
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You can tell a man by his BIG...
talk !