For Shops

All unattended children will be sold as slaves.

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Any children left unattended.....

will be sold to the circus !

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As soon as the rush is over...

I'm going to have a nervous breakdown.

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Browsers Welcome...Buyers Adored !!

Free ride in a police car....if you shoplift from this store.

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If you need a penny, take one.

If you need two pennies, take two.

If you need three pennies, get a job.

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In God we Trust...All others pay cash.

Make me an offer....I can't refuse.

Never underestimate the lack of taste of the buying public.

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Our credit manager is Helle N. Waite.

If you need credit, go to Helle N. Waite.

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Price depends on the customers attitude...!!

Uncontrolled children will be sold as slaves.

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We now cash personal checks.

Twenty dollar limit

with six forms of ID

and a $50 cash deposit.