Farm

A DEERE grandma lives here.
(you could use "grandpa" also)

A DEERE couple live here.

A Hard Row to Plow...

Daddy's Deere.

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Bless our family farm

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Farmers are the best in their field !!

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Ford Farming

means less work

more income...

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In case of emergency,

call

1-800 JOHN DEERE

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Old Farmers never die, they just go to seed.

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On the farm long ago,

my fondest memories did grow...

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SEE EWE SOON !!

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There are only three seasons for farmers:

before harvest, harvest and after harvest.

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Tractor Pulls: For people who can't understand wrestling.

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We have used cows for sale !

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Weekend Warrior

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Welcome to our funny farm.

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You know you are a farmer when...

you go to the tractor 

on laundry day to get your dirty clothes.

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You know you are a farmer when...

when you hear the same song 

4 times a day on the local country radio station...

you know for a fact that 

they do play 12 songs an hour.