Driving

Approach school zones

as the students do......"slowly"...!!

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Caution: I drive like you do.

Advice to motorists:

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Drive carefully....

cars aren't the only things 

that can be recalled by their maker !

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Drive it ...like you "stole" it !!!

Drive NOW...talk later !!

Get in...Sit down....Hold on....Shut up !!

Give a woman an inch and she'll park a car in it !!

Hang up and Drive ~!~

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Half the world doesn't know how the other half lives...

considering how the other half drives.

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He who blows own horn constantly, soon get DEAD battery.

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He who hesitates is not only lost 

but several miles from the 

next freeway exit.

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Honk if you like peace and quiet.

Horn broken, watch for finger.

I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol.

If you don't like my driving.......get off the sidewalk !!

I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

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It is said that if you line up all the cars

in the world...end to end,

someone would be stupid enough

to try and pass them.

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Lots of cars have one part 

that needs to be recalled:

The nut behind the wheel !!!

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Never drive faster than your guardian angel can fly.

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Save your ugly face...

Buckle Up...!!

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The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

We should strive...to always drive...to be sure....to arrive !

Women drivers.....NO SURVIVORS !!