Computers

 

C:/DOS, C:/DOS/RUN, RUN/DOS/RUN

 

When all Else Fails, Manipulate the Data

 

To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.

 

Home is where you hang your @

 

The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.

 

Great groups from little icons grow.

 

You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

 

C:\ is the root of all directories.

 

Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.

 

The geek shall inherit the earth.

 

Don't byte off more than you can view.

 

A chat has nine lives.

 

Fax is stranger than fiction.

 

What boots up must come down.

 

Virtual reality is its own reward.

 

Modulation in all things.

 

A web-surfer and his leisure time are soon parted.

 

Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.

 

There's no place like http://www.home.com

 

Windows Never Cease

 

Our policy is to always blame the computer.

 

FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.

 

The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson

 

Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit

 

Computer programmers know how to use their hardware