Computers
C:/DOS, C:/DOS/RUN, RUN/DOS/RUN
When all Else Fails, Manipulate the Data
To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.
Home is where you hang your @
The E-mail of the species is more deadly than the mail.
Great groups from little icons grow.
You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.
C:\ is the root of all directories.
Pentium wise; pen and paper foolish.
The geek shall inherit the earth.
Don't byte off more than you can view.
A chat has nine lives.
Fax is stranger than fiction.
What boots up must come down.
Virtual reality is its own reward.
Modulation in all things.
A web-surfer and his leisure time are soon parted.
Oh, what a tangled website we weave when first we practice.
There's no place like http://www.home.com
Windows Never Cease
Our policy is to always blame the computer.
FAILURE IS NOT AN OPTION. It comes bundled with the software.
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson
Computer programmers don't byte, they nybble a bit
Computer programmers know how to use their hardware