Bathrooms

I made myself a snowball
as perfect as could be.
I thought I'd keep it as a pet
and let it sleep with me.
I made it some pajamas
and a pillow for it's head
Then last night it ran away
But first it...... wet the bed.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Here's one for a little boy bathroom saying:

"He shoots, He scores!"

(Mom's saying):  "Sure glad he didn't try a bank shot!"

When ya gotta go, ya gotta go

Get out of my way!!!

We aim to please.  You AIM too please!

Careful!  It is a loooong way down!

No matter how you jump or dance...The last two drops go down your pants.

How cold was it? It was as cold as an aluminum outhouse seat in January.

Here I sit,

In the room of vapors...

Last guy in,

Used all the paper!

What do you call Willy Wonka's bathroom?    

 ~The candy man can.

I will not charge admission to the bathroom

Early to bed and early to rise is first in the bathroom

Patrons are to remain seated throughout the entire performance.