Aging
Age before beauty.
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Age does not determine who's right,
it only determines who's left!
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Age is a matter of mind
and if you don't mind
it don't matter !!
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Age is a number, old is in your head.
Age is a number, and mine is unlisted.
Age is a very high price to pay for maturity.
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Age is like fine wine....
it gets better with time !!
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Age isn't important unless you're cheese.
As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.
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At my age...
I've got achy, breaky everything !!
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At my age...
I've seen it all...I've heard it all...
I've done it all....
I just can't remember it all...
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Beautiful young people are acts of nature,
but beautiful old people
are works of art.
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Better to have bad breath than no breath at all !!
Born in the USA.....a long time ago !!
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By the time you reach middle age,
you've already met so many people
that every new acquaintance reminds
you of someone else.
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Classic, Genuine, Antique Person...
They just don't make 'em like this anymore!!
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Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Count your age by friends, not years.
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Do not regret growing old....it is a privilege denied many...!
Don't let an old person crawl into your body !
Enjoy getting older, the alternative is death ~!~
Ever stop to think...And forget to start again?
Few people know how to be old.
50 is the age of discovery....you discover you're old!!!
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50 year old--one owner
Needs parts, make offer
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50 !!!!
That's dead in dog years !!
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First, I was a good BOY,
Then, I became a nice KID,
I was then a great GUY,
Later, I grew up to be a fine MAN,
Now, I'm just an old FART !!
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Forty is the old age of youth;
Fifty is the youth of old age.
(Victor Hugo)
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Forty isn't old...
IF you're a tree !!
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Fifty is Nifty !!!
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Geezer......formerly known as "Stud Muffin"...
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Growing old is mandatory...
Growing up is optional !
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How am I feeling?
I'm still on the right side of the grass.
( this was sent in by a visitor to this site who heard
this from a 60+ year old friend who had been ill )
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I am not young enough to know everything !!!
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I am old enough to sleep by myself
and young enough not to want to have to.
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I have a photographic memory.
Unfortunately, it no longer offers
same day service.
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I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back...
I'd rather be over the hill than under it.
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If life begins at 40....
What ended at 39 ???
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I'm entering the "metallic years"...
silver in my hair, gold in my teeth
and lead in my bottom !!
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I'm just a 16 year old girl,
locked in an old ladies body !
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I'm not 40....
I'm 18 with 22 years of experience !
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I'm not aging, I just need repotted.
I'm not aging....I'm marinating !!
I'm not as old as I used to be.
I'm not getting older, I'm getting bitter.
I'm not old....I'm a recycled teenager !!
I'm not old...I've just been young a very long time !!
I'm 39 1/2...(and that's my final answer !)
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Inside every older person
is a young person
wondering what the hell happened !
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It used to be wine, women and song...
now it's beer, the old lady and TV !!
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It's easier to get older than it is to get wiser...
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It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
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I've got a good memory....but it's short !!
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Middle age is when broadness of the mind
and narrowness of the waist change places.
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Middle age is when the kids leave one by one...
only to return...two by two!!
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Middle age is when you choose your cereal
for the fiber.....not the toy !!!
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Middle age is when your narrow waist
and broad mind begin changing places.
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My mind wanders a lot but fortunately it's too weak to go very far.
Of all the things I've lost...I miss my mind the most !
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Old Age and Treachery
Beat Youth and Vigor.
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Old age comes at a bad time.
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Old age is NOT for sissy's !!
(Art Linkletter)
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Once you're over the hill....you pick up speed !
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Over 40 and still cookin'...!!
Over the Hill...pickin' up up speed !!
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Please understand that no matter how old I get...
I will always be a kid at heart...
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Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it !!
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Serenity Prayer
God grant me the serenity to
forget the people I never liked anyway...
the good fortune to run into the ones that I do...
and the eyesight to tell the difference.
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Sex after 60
is like shooting pool with a rope.
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Some people, not matter how old they get,
never lose their beauty...
they merely move it from their faces
to their hearts.
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The best part about waking up
is finding your teeth
are still in the cup!
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The hardest part of growing older
is remembering when you were young.
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The heart is the real fountain of youth.
The heart that gives love....is always young !!
The older I get, the better I used to be.
The older I get, the better I was.
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The surprising thing about young fools
is how many survive to become old fools !
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To be 70 years young is sometimes for more
cheerful and hopeful than to be forty years old.
(Oliver Wendell Holmes)
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We are always the same age inside.
(Gertrude Stein)
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We do not stop laughing because we grow old;
we grow old because we stop laughing.
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We don't have crow's feet....
We have laugh lines !!
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We turn not older with years,
but newer every day.
(Emily Dickinson)
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We're all getting older at the same rate of speed.
We just got started at different times.
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Welcome
Friends Anytime...
Relatives...By Appointment
(Sent in by visitor to site...she saw this on the door of a retirement home)
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When did my wild oats....turn into shredded wheat??
When you stop to think, don't stay parked !!
Why should I grow up??....this is more fun !!
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Wrinkled was not one of the things
I wanted to be
when I grew up !!
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Wrinkles are antique smiles...!
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You can only be young once
but you can be immature forever !!
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You know you are getting old when
everything hurts and what doesn't hurt
doesn't work...!
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You know you are getting old when...
"Happy Hour" turns out to be a nap !!
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You know you're getting old when it takes you all night,
to do what you used to do all night !!
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You know you're getting old
when you sink your teeth into an apple
and they stay there..!!
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You know you're getting old....
when your back goes out more often than you do !!!
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You know you're old when you can't get your rocking chair started..!
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You know you are getting old
when it feels like the morning after
and you haven't been anywhere.
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You know you are getting old
when you look forward to a DULL evening.
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You know you are getting old
when the best part of the day
is over when the alarm goes off.
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You know you are getting old
when the little old gray-haired lady you
helped across the street is your wife.
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You know you are getting old
when you get winded playing chess.
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You know you are getting old
when you go into the next room
to get something, and
can't remember what you came for.
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You know you are getting old
when you have too much room in the house
and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
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You know you are getting old
when you know all the right answers but
no one asks the right questions.
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You know you are getting old when you
look into the mirror and are shocked to
see that "old person"
looking back at you.
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You know you are getting old
when the gleam in your eyes is from the
sun hitting your bifocals.
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You know you are getting old
when you move your bed closer to the bathroom
because you spend half your night there anyway.
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You know you are getting old
when you relate to everything on this page.
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You know you are getting old
when you remember when
Queen Elizabeth was a Princess.
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You know you are getting old
when you tend to repeat yourself...
tend to repeat yourself.
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You know you are getting old
when your children begin to look middle-aged.
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You know you are getting old
when your friends don't ask how you fell
but where you hurt.
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You know you are getting old
when your pacemaker opens the garage door
when you see a pretty girl.
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You know you are getting old
when your knees buckle and your belt won't.
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You know you are getting old
when your little black book contains
only names ending in M.D.
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You know you are old when your
doctor is the same age as your grandson.
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You know your old when your
youngest starts collecting Social Security !!
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You know you're gettin' old when
you're not as good as you once was but....
your as good once...as you once was.
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You know you are growing old
when you find yourself
laughing at this list !!
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You know you are old when
your doctor look like
Doogie Howser.
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You may not be able to turn back the clock,
but you can wind it up again !
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Young at heart,
slightly older in other places !!
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You're getting old when you get the same sensation
from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
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You're never too old to enjoy your childhood.
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You're not old...you're chronologically gifted...!!
You're only young once but you can be immature forever !!
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Youth is a gift of nature.
Middle Age is a work of art !!
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Youth is wasted on the YOUNG !!
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39.9999999999 and still holding !!